There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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