i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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