Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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