all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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