Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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