FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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