do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's never too late to be topless.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..