two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.