You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?