Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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