are you still at the devil's house?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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