Whod you bang
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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