and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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