i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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