So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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