the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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