Duck Duck Cougar?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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