i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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