jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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