He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
