Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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