So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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