I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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