Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's shark week go big or go home
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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