You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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