i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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