Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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