So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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