At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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