Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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