Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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