I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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