Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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