batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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