Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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