When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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