OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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