maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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