is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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