Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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