She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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