Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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