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This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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