I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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