Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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