Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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