"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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