How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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