Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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