i can't believe i had my finger in that
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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