Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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