Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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