Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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