Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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