covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I am available for nakedness
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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