At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
